ATTENTION ALL READERS WHO HAVE ACCESS TO ONE OF THE ITEMS LISTED BELOW:

INVITE ME OVER, PLEASE.
SERIOUSLY, IT'S 94 DEGREES OUTSIDE!
I LOOK LIKE A CAST MEMBER OF TWILIGHT.
I mean, pale can be hot, but come on!
YOU DON'T WANT ME TO SEVERELY BURN ON VACATION DO YOU?
TIME IS RUNNING OUT!
PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL A CHICKEN WING, WHY DON'T YOU?
THIS HAS BEEN A VERY IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
Until next time,
Miss Chicken Wing

