|All of the "ghetto" and none of the "fabulous."|
I could have sat on the curb on the side of the road and cried. I could have yelled obscenities. I could have tracked down the source of said hole in tire and beat him down. I could have broken my foot by kicking the curb's behind. I could have done a lot of things. What did I do?
I called my hero.
|Oh, herro, hero! How YOU doin?|
So, naturally, that was a horrible way to start off my Monday morning - I typically like to have peanut butter crackers for breakfast during the work week, not lemons. But, that's life. Sometimes, lemons happen. And it's not like lemons are code-word for bad things - I happen to like lemons. I love lemonaid of either the original yellow or pink variety. I love lemon meringue pie. I love lemon bars. I love those old-school butter cookies with the lemon filling in them. So, I say that when you get a lemon in life, make the most of it and move on. Be grateful for what's going right, and know that the reason you can do so is because you've seen your fair share of lemons and know how to differentiate between the two.
In closing, I thought I'd leave you with an adorable and hilarious video of babies eating lemons. You're welcome for the smilefest that is about to take place on your face.